Fière d'être une Américaine (Proud to be an American)

Why, you ask? When a junior higher says to a visiting History and Geography teacher from France, "Well, we gave you the French Revolution," and "You haven't lived 'til you've had Taco Bell," you really can't get much prouder, huh? At least I know that when you don't know a lot about a subject, keep your mouth shut. Some people should try that.